Marching Out …

As I make my withdrawal off the smack of Facebook (for many reasons … MANY reasons), I will be shifting and consolidating my business, material and humour (yes, that is very debatable) over to this platform, YouYube and my business website (wonkypaw.com), with quick posts on Instagram when needed (until they ruin that completely just like FB). But one of the more delightful aspects of carrying out all this ‘re-mapping’ has been collecting all my horrendous puns into one place … ok, it’s fun for me, but might seem as having a hangnail dug out of the toes for the rest of you. I make no apologies for my grandiose form of intellectual comedy! Anyway, if you dare to slip your tootsies into the murky depths of my self-proclaimed European Comedy Tour that has been on the road for the past 2 years (with no plans to desist), then I have thrown them all in one place below. They are rolling out daily until I exhaust the stock of previous knee-slappers round mid-April … then I must ensure the procreation of continued joyous snippets of laughter afterwards. Surely my arsenal has not yet been depleted. You have been warned :)